Atrump Prototyping Machines
Office Mill S8 Space Saver
Centroid Conversational Control
X-15.8" Y-9.4" Z-13.7"
Spindle Motor 2 HP
Spindle Speed 8000 RPM BT30 Taper
Ridgid Tap 8 Tool ATC - $28,900
Office Lathe LC-1220
T-400 Centroid Conversational Control
5HP Spindle Motor 1-9/16" Bore
Option - Toolpost, Gang Tooling, Turret
"WASP" Mini-jector Benchtop Plastic Injection
*The low price of the "WASP" makes small production runs
of 100 affordable
*Uses include R & D, Educational, Prototyping, Electronic encapsulation
Experimental parts, Loose core molding, Color mix testing
* Using the self-clamping "V" mold (size 7" x 3" x 2 1/8") prevents flashover
* Complete set-up is less than the cost of a larger mold
* Comes in Pneumatic, Hydraulic and screw type Ram
* Uses up to 2 oz of material
Model# 45 ---
pneumatic 115 volt www.mini-jector.com
Flexarm Drilling and Tapping Arms
*Torque control switch Easy change tools
*Tapping, Chamfer, Ream, Countersink, Die Grind
*Up to 76" reach
Formech Vacuum Forming Machines
*Manual and Automatics
*Uses include Automotive, Packaging, Educational
Toys, Choclate and candy molds, Medical and Dental
*Bench top models to high definition Models
Arch City Service
*I've bored this twice and it's still too big
*Pound it flat File it to fit Paint it to cover
*12lb sledge " The Harley Tool", "Swing Press"
"Quick Wrench" or the "Supermax Tool"
*Welder "The Gas Axe" "Smoke Wrench"
* WOW, a different error message...
Finally some progress
*He's spring loaded to the stupid position
*We are all going to continue having these meetings
until I find out why no work is getting done
* I just found the last bug
*A pat on the back is only a few
inches from a kick in the butt.
*If Mr Haas had a penny for every time I had to
reboot my CNC....Oh wait he does
*Ignore the bloodstains
*It's ok CNC,
I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
*Engineering - Drill ten holes then reweld five.
*Do you have some place to stay
until this thing blows over?
*"We're *open* on Tuesdays?!?"
*After a number of decimal places who cares
*There cannot be a crisis around here my schedule
is already full
*This time it will surely run
*Around here we do precision guesswork
*Take my advice, I'm not using it
*Back up my programs? How do I put them in reverse
*It works! Now if I can only remember what I did.
*Oh no! not another learning experience
*Beatings will continue until morale improves
* Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
*When in doubt use brute force
*Make it right before you make it faster.
*Deliver yesterday, post today, think tomorrow
*He's slower than accounts payable
*extremely light cut "Making Brillo"
*Machines like a pink eraser #3
*I try to do one day at a time
but sometimes several attack me at once
*Pride, Commitment, Teamwork, words we
use to get you to work for free
*I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them
*You never learn to swear until you get
a CNC Machine
*Experience is something you don't get until
after you need it
"Large increases in cost
with questionable increases in performance
can be tolerated only in race horses and women." — Lord Kelvin..
Quality is like buying Oats. If you want nice, clean, fresh oats
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you must pay a fair price.
However if you can be satisfied with oats that has already
been through the horse, that comes a little cheaper.